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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Extended

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. that is how Albert Einstein defined insanity

Well, By observing someone won't say his name I was able to prove that Einstein was wrong


the someone said a joke for the first time and as a result of it he got a lough 


the same guy said the same joke after a while and as a result of that he got smile  


after a week or so, the same guy said the same joke for the third time so this time he got a totally different result, he got a look that meant "SHUT UP YOU MISERABLE BORING CREATURE"

Ok I know that was too much to extract from a look but I really read this out of the other guy's eyes

and no, I am not the one who gave him the look

Back to Einstein

he was a great Scientist, but he never knew that guy (who can't say the joke once).

 

Monday, January 24, 2011

اقتراح لحل مشكلة البطالة في الامارات

كالعادة .... قاعد افكر في اشياء ما يخصني فيها ومن فكرة الى فكرة بديت افكر في البطالة في الامارات

و وصلت الى حل يرضي بعض العاطلين

الحل بسيط جدا

اعتماد قانون ضرائب في الامارات للشركات الخاصة الموجودة في البلاد

بس شو دخل البطالة في الضرائب

الموضوع سهل

اولا.. تفرض الضرائب على الشركات المتوسطة والكبيرة

فلنفرض انه الضرائب كانت 30% من الارباح السنوية

ثانيا.. تستخدم العوائد للتطوير الشباب

ثالثا.. تعفى من الضرائب الشركات المستوفية لشروط التوطين

بعد ذلك الشركات الخاصة بتحاول بقدر المتستطاع انها تتجنب الضرائب عن طريق توظيف المواطنين

وتحفيزهم للعمل بكل الطرق

ويستم تطوير الاماراتيين في الحالتين اما عن طريق توظيفهم او عن طريق عوائد الضرائب المستحقة على الشركات الغير ملتزمة بالتوطين

الموضوع فكرة مرت في بالي وحبيت اشاركها مع الجميع

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A week as French in GITEX






First of all, je m'appelle Patrick Cauderlier, for those how doesn't speak French it does mean in English my name is Patrick Cauderlier and it pronounce like that Pat'3ick Caude'3lie'3, i wrote that cuz the 3rab people keep destroyin our language. -.-







lettle story,
the first day my name was Fabriec and the GITEX security guy told me you are not Fabriec, so i changed it to Patrick and they were totally fine with the new name.


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we just got there and Emerson (the man) is changin the diaper for Ibn Sina, cuz you now he is 1000 years he can't take care of himself





ibn sina was arrested for some reason.




i wrote my name in the small notebook and it suddenly appeared on the smartboard







and something most of you have missed ( the big robot ).....













this is what happened in GITEX, remember what happen in GITEX stays in the blog...


other thing c ya in my next update, it will be soon.





Thursday, October 8, 2009

long week we had

mmmmmmmmmmmm

because of the demanding of the public I will post something dunno what but am trying to think of something


maybe i should write about the last week ... long week it was.


it started on Saturday i was in the college with Emerson ( the man ), making a video about a demo we made before. it is about neural networks >>> don't ask what is neural networks it is something above your level. ( i watched AlAin - Alhlee match in the college BTW we won 5 -1 yahoooo)

Sunday we had classes from 9 to 2 and we stayed in the college till 10 pm working in a project.

Monday classes from 8 - 3:15 and we stayed in the college till 10 pm

Thursday the classes were canceled till 12:00 pm, in fact we don't have any classes before 12:30 so Dr. Nicolas called us as Saif and me to represent the theater and the IRML lab, we went there and stayed till 12:25 and nobody showed up.
that day we stayed in the college in the till 12:00 am.

Wednesday long day started at 8:00 am till 11:45 pm


what we understand from all this is we are so nerds.....

the project we are working in is a 3D game good luck for us.


Ps. Saif you did not kill any of our fun moments don't be mtlawm for something you did not do.


C Ya all

Friday, September 11, 2009

Pinky and the Brain ( Part Two)

previously at the last post,



the Brain tryin to take over the woruld,


Pinky tryin to find some Pizza to eat,



But...why??....why the Brain want to take over thw woruld of CIT??




I found the answer!!!




do u wanna know??



cuz sharshbeel give them the motive??


sharshbeel .. the one who start every thing.


even lately he went to Mr. 3zaam and told him that the boys will get u in troubels


maybe some of u don't know who is sharshbeel.. right??


mmmmm

he is stupid


selfish


he did every thing bad just cuz the Cita-boys didn't give him honer certificate in the graduation


seromony.... BTW he didn't help... to give him anything...



acually i didn't know that he is in our college till the proplom showed up

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