اقتراح لحل مشكلة البطالة في الامارات

كالعادة .... قاعد افكر في اشياء ما يخصني فيها ومن فكرة الى فكرة بديت افكر في البطالة في الامارات

و وصلت الى حل يرضي بعض العاطلين

الحل بسيط جدا

اعتماد قانون ضرائب في الامارات للشركات الخاصة الموجودة في البلاد

بس شو دخل البطالة في الضرائب

الموضوع سهل

اولا.. تفرض الضرائب على الشركات المتوسطة والكبيرة

فلنفرض انه الضرائب كانت 30% من الارباح السنوية

ثانيا.. تستخدم العوائد للتطوير الشباب

ثالثا.. تعفى من الضرائب الشركات المستوفية لشروط التوطين

بعد ذلك الشركات الخاصة بتحاول بقدر المتستطاع انها تتجنب الضرائب عن طريق توظيف المواطنين

وتحفيزهم للعمل بكل الطرق

ويستم تطوير الاماراتيين في الحالتين اما عن طريق توظيفهم او عن طريق عوائد الضرائب المستحقة على الشركات الغير ملتزمة بالتوطين

الموضوع فكرة مرت في بالي وحبيت اشاركها مع الجميع

A week as French in GITEX

First of all, je m'appelle Patrick Cauderlier, for those how doesn't speak French it does mean in English my name is Patrick Cauderlier and it pronounce like that Pat'3ick Caude'3lie'3, i wrote that cuz the 3rab people keep destroyin our language. -.-

lettle story,

the first day my name was Fabriec and the GITEX security guy told me you are not Fabriec, so i changed it to Patrick and they were totally fine with the new name.

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we just got there and Emerson (the man) is changin the diaper for Ibn Sina, cuz you now he is 1000 years he can't take care of himself

ibn sina was arrested for some reason.

i wrote my name in the small notebook and it suddenly appeared on the smartboard

and something most of you have missed ( the big robot ).....

this is what happened in GITEX, remember what happen in GITEX stays in the blog...

other thing c ya in my next update, it will be soon.

long week we had

mmmmmmmmmmmm

because of the demanding of the public I will post something dunno what but am trying to think of something

maybe i should write about the last week ... long week it was.

it started on Saturday i was in the college with Emerson ( the man ), making a video about a demo we made before. it is about neural networks >>> don't ask what is neural networks it is something above your level. ( i watched AlAin - Alhlee match in the college BTW we won 5 -1 yahoooo)

Sunday we had classes from 9 to 2 and we stayed in the college till 10 pm working in a project.

Monday classes from 8 - 3:15 and we stayed in the college till 10 pm

Thursday the classes were canceled till 12:00 pm, in fact we don't have any classes before 12:30 so Dr. Nicolas called us as Saif and me to represent the theater and the IRML lab, we went there and stayed till 12:25 and nobody showed up.

that day we stayed in the college in the till 12:00 am.

Wednesday long day started at 8:00 am till 11:45 pm

what we understand from all this is we are so nerds.....

the project we are working in is a 3D game good luck for us.

Ps. Saif you did not kill any of our fun moments don't be mtlawm for something you did not do.

C Ya all

Pinky and the Brain ( Part Two)

previously at the last post,

the Brain tryin to take over the woruld,

Pinky tryin to find some Pizza to eat,

But...why??....why the Brain want to take over thw woruld of CIT??

I found the answer!!!

do u wanna know??

cuz sharshbeel give them the motive??

sharshbeel .. the one who start every thing.

even lately he went to Mr. 3zaam and told him that the boys will get u in troubels

maybe some of u don't know who is sharshbeel.. right??

mmmmm

he is stupid

selfish

he did every thing bad just cuz the Cita-boys didn't give him honer certificate in the graduation

seromony.... BTW he didn't help... to give him anything...

acually i didn't know that he is in our college till the proplom showed up

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got sick of it

yes i got sick of the sick minds we have at the adminstration, i will tell you a story

you know Pinky and The Brain right

if yes watch this video for the old days

if not watch the video to know them

ok now that i am sure u know them I will tell you the truth

at our college we have Pinky and the Brain, the female version of them

I will tell you about thier story....

every morning

The Brain asks : Pinky are you thinking what am thinking??

Pinky : getting some pizza to eat?

The Brain : no stupid trying to take over the world...... The world of CIT....

myahahahahahah (6) >>>> her evel laugh

Pinky : What about the pizza? am hungry.

The Brain : shut up stupid and keep listening.. we will go to adminstration, in fact if we go to the people without sha59ya ( alma95ra ally in the adminstration) this will be better

Pinky : for the Pizza??

The Brain : other word and you are dead... Keep listening.. I know that the Cita-boys involving themself in the events only for something bad.

alkayoumi : in some ُ Euorpean coutries people say " grand ma dreams what she wants"

which means "كلن يرا الناس بعين طبعه"

they went to the people without sha59ya ( alma95ra ally in the adminstration) and told about these thoughts

After that the people in the adminstration made me feel like am not wellcome anymore in the events.

in fact the worst feelling i have ever been through is that am not wellcome....

all that was an introduction to tell you that am quitting the cita and am sure am not ganna step back

sorry guys.. but that's how it is, i can't be there anymore